2004
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| I was a Republican. Don't be offended. I mean no harm. |
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| 2004 is the year I got so drunk I don't remember throwing up. Who forgets that? I'm wearing someone else's wig at this point. |
2005 |
| Vampire. I tried all night to keep my fangs in. |
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| I don't know why I'm so shiny. Probably because I'm a vampire. Vampires are shiny, right? Oh wait... sparkly. |
2006
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| I was a child pageant contestant. There aren't a lot of great pics. |
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| Not drunk. Just an idiot. |
And then Katie moved away and stopped having Halloween parties every year. Bitch.
2009
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| My nephew as a dinosaur. |
2010
I was a "crazy cat lady" and I realized that my entire Halloween goal is to wear a costume that is as much like pajamas as possible. Because when can you wear pajamas at a party? The answer is "never." However, no one takes pictures of the people in their pajamas.
2011
I was "pregnant." Yes, it was a costume. All my friends were knocked up and I wasn't so I bought a "fat suit" on Amazon, stuffed my pushup bra with like 800 pairs of socks and wore yoga pants (see 2010) and a giant pregnancy shirt. And then I drank beer and rested the bottle on my belly. AWESOME. Also, no photographic evidence.
Happy Halloween.
chickenfish
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