I used to call myself an Attempted Buddhist. I don't remotely qualify for that title anymore as I really only go to yoga for the workout (although I do try to be zen about it), I never meditate anymore, and I'm pretty much always annoyed by something.
My office moved this week and I'm now sitting by a new group of people who are not trained in my old-lady ways. At one point today, one of the young fellows who sits near me was whistling (AAAAARRRGGG) when his neighbor asked him if the tune was somesongIdon'tknowthenameof. The whistler replied that it was and wasn't it an "awesome jam?" He or the other guy (right now they all sound the same) said "A lot of people haven't heard that song, and I'm like... what are you? In the stone age?"