Oral Exam

I bought a new toothbrush the other day. I'm not very discerning when it comes to a toothbrush. It must adhere to the following criteria:

1. Be Soft. My dentist says Medium bristles are bad for your gums.

2. Not have cartoons on it. I'm a grown up, dammit.

3. Be unused. I have zero tolerance for used toothbrushes when I'm in the market for new. Zero.

Vagina Monologue

The picture has nothing to do
with this post. But it makes me
laugh a lot. 

Last Wednesday I went to a class at the gym in the morning and came home about 8:15 a.m. I parked and went upstairs. 

I had a doctor's appointment at 4:00 so at 3:30 I went out to my car... which had rolled into the middle of the parking lot.... because I hadn't placed the parking brake. I was so embarrassed. My car must have been in the middle of the lot the whole day. (It certainly could have been worse... it could have hit someone/something). 

I drove to the doctor's office while on a conference call. I was 15 minutes early and still on the call so I sat in my car and yapped. Then I got of the car, still yapping away. 

Random Round-Up

1. Because I didn't post this on time last year, I thought I'd aim to this year. "Cinco de Drinko" is racist. Quit being ignorant, white people. If you want to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, please do. But don't turn it into a white-people's reason to get drunk and be an asshole. Vegas is open 24/7 for that.

2. One of my coworkers asked me how my trip was and the conversation went a little like this:

Her: How was your trip? You went alone, right? 
Me: Yeah. It was such a great time. 
Her: Did you meet anyone? 
Me: No. I don't really talk to strangers. 
Her: Not even a hot bartender? 
Me: I talked to some... to order something... like food. Or a beer.

It's not that I'm anti-social. It's just that I don't want to talk to anyone.