 |
| Selfie taken AT optometrists office while eyes were dialating. |
Double super wait? Does this mean I want to be an ocelot or a lady of the night?
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
"How to Succeed in Business" by Melicious
1. Dress for the job you want. Not the job you have. These glasses are Ocelot print. I just ordered them today. Ocelot. Not leopard. Because leopard prints are for ladies of the night and I am a lady of the day.
Wait... that sounded like I'm a prostitute during the day. I am not... I am just a lady who sleeps at night.
Thursday, January 8, 2015
A PreEnactment
Open to an interrogation room lit only by a single overhead bulb. There is no natural light. Only a single table with two folding chairs. The walls are concrete. The floor is that weird sticky tile we all had in our kitchens growing up. Linoleum. Yeah, Linoleum. Perfect for cleaning up vomit and lazy children.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)