But as always, this isn't about that. This is about nothing because I have a million things to say, but lack the energy to turn them into something logical, so you're going to get another post filled with words with a poor attempt at a unifying theme... but the unifier is just me. My world... slowly... revolving... around... me.
1. My gym cancelled my favorite class on Wednesday nights. I was enraged and wrote a letter. I have never written a letter to the gym except to say "I would like to try this for free, please" and then they say "okay" or "no." This time I was very polite and angry and told them they sucked. Now if I want to do the class I have to be at the gym by 8 a.m. on Saturdays which is simply fucked up.
2. My gym has opened a cross-fit style studio that is not part of my membership (fuckers) but they've given me 3 free passes to try classes, love them, and realize I spend more money on my gym than my mortgage. So I went to a class last night with the instructor I have a crush on who USED to teach sandbells. (I went to another on Saturday and while that instructor was amazing and worked me so hard I thought I might vomit... I didn't loooove him.) Anyway... I hurt. Everywhere. And she gave me the heaviest barbell of the 3 of us in the class and when I grimaced she said "It's a compliment" and I remembered why I loved her.
So, yeah, I might have to pay for the class...
Also, I have never seen thighs on a woman like hers. They're like solid tree trunks. And I mean that as a compliment.
3. Anyway, I've been flexing in the mirror a lot.
I just drew this for you. I think I'm getting really good.
4. I cried at work today. I was trying really really hard to be a grown up and tell my boss to stop being a douche, but I immediately had squeaky cry-voice so instead of my long prepared speech about how frustrated I am that I get 5 word directives and no background, context, or explanation and how that is not a way to keep me engaged and productive what I said was: "I can't be effective if you don't answer my questions." *SQUEAK, sniff, cough* And he looked up from his computer like I was an alien. So I went to get an almond milk chai and macaroon and cried the whole way. Which is dangerous because the streets I have to cross are very busy.
5. One of my favorite thing that other bloggers do is a weekly round up of other shit they found online that they liked. Since I mostly would be stealing from theirs on a weekly basis, I don't do them, but this was too great not to share. I wish I would wear a bikini. Because I already have step 1 of 2 covered. Step 1.5 where I leave my asshole self-judgmental brain at home is where I get hung up.
6. I've stolen these Skeletor motivationals from a Buzzfeed. They're possibly the best thing to happen to me this week. I think I'm going to print some out, frame them, and leave them around the office. I have told a coworker I'm doing this and I wish I hadn't because it would be funnier if no one knew... but the reality is that I want credit for the idea. So I will leave them on people's desks in the hopes that they'll roam the office like little pockets of inspiration and joy.
Tumbler guy... you are awesome. You are changing the world. Or at least my world. And soon the world of all my coworkers.
7. I discovered almond-milk ice cream this week. It is the second best thing to happen. The third best thing is the picture I drew for #3.
I think this actually came together pretty well...
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UPDATED with #8. They're announcing the new Doctor on BBC on Sunday and I'm pretty stoked. Matt Smith was on the Nerdist podcast from ComicCon last week and it was such a great episode, but I love the cycle of new Doctors and companions on Doctor Who.
9. #8 was so nerdy awesome. NERD GLORY!
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