Taco To-Day: There are no stupid questions

If you're in a coma, do you still poop?

If I call pooping "talking to my accountant," is that disrespectful to my actual accountant? She's real nice.

What is the point of nude underwear? If I wanted to be nude I wouldn't wear underwear.

Why do I have to buy a kitchen utensil every time I go to Ikea?

Who thought this was a good idea?

Because a giant phallus is less creepy than a plastic face? 

Why does my big toe hurt? The internet is suggesting that I have gout, but I'm pretty sure I don't because it doesn't hurt THAT bad. And since the internet usually tells me I have lupus I'm a little concerned that my gout will exacerbate my lupus and I'll end up with ankle cancer.

And why do I keep dating people who are crazier than I am? It's my rule #1 and yet I don't figure it out until AFTER I already like them and then I have to decide how much I care that they think they're not worth good things... because I think I'm a pretty good thing.

What did I make for dinner on Thursday?

I made these. Shrimp, black bean, avocado tacos. 

What did I have for lunch from the farmer's market today?

One veggie. One shrimp. 

Do women actually wear nightgowns anymore? Well, women my age? I know my mom does and while she's a woman, she's not the demographic I'm asking about. 

Why is Doctor Who the only good thing on TV on Saturday nights?

Why do people only text me when my phone is all the way across the room being charged instead of when it's sitting next to me on the couch? No one pays attention to me when I'm prepared for it.

And fruit covered in chocolate is still fruit and therefore healthy, right?  Oh! I should have put it in a tortilla and made a dessert taco. That would be some good shit.  

What's on your mind?