Taco To-Day: Day Dreams

 I was taking a walk the other day when this happened:

BIRDNAPPED!

This is probably the most professionally produced lost-pet-poster I've ever seen in my neighborhood. Usually they're like a meth-addicted toddler drew a picture of a puppy and wrote in crayon "ReWarD! LOST POOPY (sic). Answers to Mary Jane... I don't have a phone because I'm a meth addict and I sold it, but I'll be around if you find her." But this was on a high-gloss, thick paper stock and had obviously been well produced.

Alex has a medical condition....

I'm always sad when someone loses a pet. But who steals a bird? Maybe those meth addicted toddlers, but this was from a business so must have been a more coordinated attack.

Alex is polite and sardonic. The perfect blend for your feathered friend. 

I don't know what a wolf-whistle is, but I do know that if I had a bird that could say "What's your problem?" in an irritated tone I would take it to work and feed it crackers every time a coworker gave me the slightest bit of lip. Really? You're going to give me shit because my process gets in the way of your afternoon cubicle nap? My friend Alex has something to say... Then I would teach him to poop on their desks. In other words, I stole this bird (I did not).

I ate tacos twice this week...during the same meal. What I ordered were shrimp tacos. They were pretty good. I didn't take a picture. Then after those tacos, this happened:

Better than I ever could have imagined

I almost had tacos at lunch with WC today, but decided to over-eat a crab cake and garlic fries from Gordon Biersch.* We aso looked at hunting accessories for his uncoming hunting adventure and he picked up a shirt and pants for the upcoming wedding. It's totally happening... I'm going to need some tacos..

I'm so tired I can't even think of things to say.

Note: Original posted sentence: "I also had tacos at lunch with WC, but decided to over eat a crab cake and garlic friends from Gordon Birsch." Garlic friends. I was a Garlic friend after the fries. Anyway... it was a long date and I was a little tired, but clicked "publish" anyway. 

Note #2: Seriously... Garlic Friends. Why aren't my Garlic Friends commenting on the nonsense I posted yesterday. You're all Onion Friends. Bloomin' Onion Friends. Help a girl out...