A: I'm a woman. I'm a sister, an aunt, a daughter, a professional, a friend, and a nut. I'm 35. Single. I am not a comedian, but I laugh every time someone says "balls" because it makes for great comedy.
Q: Why are you here?
A: Someone amazing and beautiful told me to start a blog and I decided it might not be a bad idea to write things down sometimes.
Q: Why are you writing this?
A: Why aren't you?
Q: Why am I reading this?
A: Because the meaning of life might not be 42. It might be connecting with strangers. And laughing at the dumb shit that I say, do, think, and feel...Well, maybe not the meaning of YOUR life....
Q: Who is that a drawing of?
A: My work crush/not-boyfriend.
Q: Did you draw it?
A: Yes
Q: Are you 8?
A: Shut up.
Q: Did he ever bring you flowers?
A: No, but it could happen.
Q: Why are you single? Is there something wrong with you?
A: Probably, but my mom says I'm a good catch. And my therapist repeatedly tells me I'm awesome... so there's that.
Q: Did anyone ask you these questions?
A: Yes...
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