Nobody is gonna rain on my parade. Except me.

Yesterday:

And I'm full of grand declarations of love for the world.

Today: 

Day 1 of Stay Positive Week: D-. Not quite a failing grade, but I did spend most of the day moping and feeling sorry for myself that I have PMS-related bloating and it's Monday (Oh, Garfield. Silly cat.). And because I'm stupid I lost 90 minutes of work that I had to redo and the outfit that I thought was cute wasn't cute in the bathroom mirrors at work. But my sister sent me cheesy jokes and then I saw this and realized that there are a lot worse things I could be thinking about right now. Tomorrow I'll try again.

I don't promise daily updates on Stay Positive Week, but if you just read yesterday's post and were annoyed by my cheery nonsense, I thought you might appreciate the foul mood I've let cloud today. Because that's just the kind of friend you are. Asshole.

Note: Silver Jews made the song "Sometimes a Pony Gets Depressed," but not the video. But it's so awesome I hope no one gets mad at me.